Experienced, written and recommended by Missis Ippi
Get Caught
First of all, it's important, that you develop some significant skills in stealing property. F.e. here my own blanket. So it's no major crime, but definitely not allowed.
If "they" see you, you have their attention. Good.
Look for Contrast
Don't be just nice. Or just bold. Adjust for the best contrast. It always makes you look better.
HIDE
If in trouble, get lost.
Feign Fatigue
Sounds very distinguished. Even if you're grounded.
Look Away
Pretend that it wasn't you. Because it wasn't you. Even if it was you. Ignore the accuser.
SMILE
You could be on camera.
That's it.
Family life is easy. If you are the boss.