The Guideline 12/5/16

WHAT THE COFFEE SHOP YOU GOES TO SAYS ABOUT YOU, AND HOW THAT DETERMINES WHO YOU ARE!

Lacking soul on the inside? Here are 5 ways to prove your humanity without needing soul on the inside!

As many of us begin to work everyday and settle in for our fixed wage, and daily habitual life, we're beginning to lose sight of the things we once deemed important and told ourselves we needed to do at one point. Luckily, after all these years of working for decent salaries, we can afford to buy material possessions to cover up what we truly want. That's where this article comes in! We have plenty of deals this holiday to cover up everything you wish you could do yourself. The first deal we have up to 50% off on Northface Wool Jackets, this way you can match Noethface Wool Jackets with your wife and four children! Comes in four colors. 75% off on all vintage coffee mixers so maybe you can seem creative to impress your friends that you don't really like! 25% off on all size 8,9, and 10 Reebok shoes to match with your $50 chinos! With all these amazing holiday deals, what else could you possibly need? These deals have got you covered on any problem that could any happen, because atleast you'll still have these things no matter what happens.

THIS ISSUE'S HOROSCOPE: Sagittarius: You are not special, you are not unique. You are not someone else, and you are not everyone else. The star's alignment will have nothing to do with your life this month. You are yourself, in the same rotting shell as everyone else.

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