Bad Holiday By: Bailey Carpenter
Grandma wrapped up her cat
Vinny brought his pet rat
We covered the house in lights
"Dad you used a surge protector, right?"
I tried to stay in my room
But then I heard a loud boom
Mom blew the turkey up
Now we will have pizza in a cup
My in-laws annoy me
They make me drink tea
I hate that stuff
They say "It'll make you tough"
Is this Christmas over?
Can someone run me over with a bulldozer?