Bad Holiday By: Bailey Carpenter

Uncle Earl smells

I'm in living hell

Grandma wrapped up her cat

Vinny brought his pet rat

We covered the house in lights

"Dad you used a surge protector, right?"

I tried to stay in my room

But then I heard a loud boom

Mom blew the turkey up

Now we will have pizza in a cup

My in-laws annoy me

They make me drink tea

I hate that stuff

They say "It'll make you tough"

Is this Christmas over?

Can someone run me over with a bulldozer?

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