40 + X

An equation no pregnant woman wants to take part in, particularly at the end of August. During one of Chicago’s hottest summers...

I was 40 +1 when this story starts. That is, 40 weeks (full gestation), plus one day past my due date.

Here’s a <truncated> version of how the next 25.25 hours went:

8:00 AM: Get out of bed. I've already been awake for hours, willing this to be the day our baby comes. It's been weeks since I slept through the night, months since I've seen my ankle bones (water retention is a bitch,) but most of all, my husband and I have been waiting for this baby for years.

10:00 AM: First contractions hit

OK. So THIS is a contraction. All the times I had braxton hicks (false contractions,) I wasn't sure if it was "real" or not. The doctors told me I'd know.

Yep. Now I know.

...Remember how I said 40 + X is the worst thing ever?

Well, maybe 40 +2 would be better than 40+1. Contractions are scary. Birth is scary. Am I ready for this? Are we ready for this? Maybe it's not real. They're not that close together. Maybe the baby isn't coming today.

11:00 AM: Conference call with client. I won't remember anything about this call, and neither will the client.

<contractions, contractions, contractions>

OK. Calm down. They're getting closer together and more intense. Maybe this is the day. YAY this is the day. Oh, God, I can't do this.

12:30 PM: Conference call with my team. Why am I taking this call?

<contractions, contractions, contractions>

I'm getting used to the fact that this is the day. Maybe even excited. Yes. Definitely excited. And terrified.

3:15 PM: Shower. Because God only knows the next time I’ll be able to shower!

THis is what it must have felt like to have a shower before a baby.

<contractions getting closer together>

3:30 PM: I demand (nicely) that husband drive me to TJ MAXX, because in the aforementioned shower, I noticed that <gasp!> it’s time for a new liner. Husband denies this request, says we need to start heading to the hospital before rush hour starts. I grab the keys and say I’m going myself; my mom will be here the next time I’m in this house and she is NOT seeing that liner! My husband kindly concedes and takes me to the MAXX.

<<What was I thinking!?>>

4:30 PM: Arrive home. Husband reports the traffic situation: accident on Lakeshore Drive, accident on highway. I look at Google Maps on my phone and confirm he's correct. Damn. He was right. He's always right.

5:30 PM: I can’t wait any longer for traffic to die down. We hop in the car and head downtown (from Evanston.)

<<sit in traffic>>

7:00 PM: Admitted to Prentice, taken to room in emergency area. They check me. I’m 3 CM.

UMMMMM WHAT!?

How could I only be 3CM dilated!? There must be an error. I’ve been in labor 8.5 hours. I must be more than 3CM!

Check again.

Still 3 CM.

I'm feeling like we're in for a VERY long night.

8:40 PM: Admitted to birthing room.

9:00 PM: Epidural

There IS a God!!!!!!!!!!

10:00 PM-3:00 AM: Husband sleeps, I toss and turn, and give myself too much epidural. They should warn you about those patient-controlled drips. OK to be fair, they did warn me. But the drip takes a bit of time to feel relief, and I suppose I'm impatient.

3:15 AM: Nurse comes to check on me – too drugged up to roll myself over (see above.)

No more epidural drip allowed.

5:00 AM: ALMOST TIME TO PUSH!

5:30 AM: Time to push! The Dr. on call waltzes in wearing stilettos. I think this is a good sign. She instructs me to push. I give my best, and she says I’m a pro – we’ll be out of here before her shift ends in 45 minutes.

6:15 AM: I HATE that lying Dr.! Her shift ends, and she leaves in disgust of my puny efforts. A new Dr. has come on the scene. This Dr. is clearly the real deal. She’ll get us there. Quickly?

8:30 AM: Still no baby. Still active pushing. Baby's heart rate starts to crash. Then comes back. HOLY SHIT. My baby's heart rate crashed. I'm more scared than I've ever been in my entire life.

Also my husband's back hurts. All of that standing and leg-holding is grueling.

10:30 AM: We’ve been in active labor for over 5 hours. Every time the baby’s heart rate dips, a team rushes in to take us to surgery for a C-Section. Every time they enter, baby regains heart rate, and I assure the Dr. I can keep going as long as it’s safe for the baby. They let me keep going, confident baby is OK each time. Talk about a roller-coaster. OH, and my husband's back still hurts.

11:17 AM: Baby (???) is born!!!! A team of 10-15 people rush in and take the baby aside. After the longest two minutes of my life, I hear a cry. Then I cry. The most joyful cry of my life.

Our baby BOY is here!

Husband really wanted to name the baby John Michael, after our fathers, if it was a boy. I really wanted to name the baby William Axel (after a couple of grandfathers and my husband). Once I got to hold our baby, I said, “He sure showed a lot of Will, didn’t he!?”

Mom wins. OK -- everyone wins. This guy is perfect.
William -- one day old, and each birthday since

Needless to say, I'm hoping round two (coming this summer!) is a little less eventful.

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