1 Drink it all up bitch! First if you want to tolerate this shit of a day then you need to live these words DESPERATION,TEARS, AND TEQUILA. You need these thing to survive this atrocious day
2 Don't accept that Valentines FUCKING Day exists because thinking too much about this stupid day might evoke suicidal actions but we haven't came to that decision yet!
3 Gather all your single bitches with you and go to Starbucks and buy a Very Berry Hibiscus instead of water put Cool Lime , and pour vodka on that shizz and you and your bitches will be fine