Dear Future Husband,
I am not perfect,
And I don't take you to be.
However, you are required to be a Christian,
And you have to listen to me.
You have to have a decent degree and a satisfying job,
And you may not just depend on me.
You will treat me with some respect,
And you have no option but to love my children, support them,
And take them in your arms.
Discipline them when they do something wrong.
My kids will get what they wish and we will have land and horses.
You will take me hunting and cherish it.
I'm sorry for my expectations,
But I'm not worth it if you won't do these insufficient thing.
I've told you a million times you have no choice but to put up with me,
And my requirements.