By Jake Bean and Mattie Neves
- We are the smurf society, we are the more realistic smurfs
- Our Mission Statement: We're there for those who thrive to be blue; we are the realist smurfs.
- Rules
- Must be blue- use paint if needed
- Must be under 5 feet tall
- Always be happy and joyful
- Always be prepared for wartime scenarios
- No cars allowed, or other moterized vehicle allowed
- Every family must have a dog - Newfie - ride instead of cars
- Cant be over 150 pounds
- Must love chocolate
- No pink, no dresses, no goth
- No cell phones, only land lines
- No outside communication
- Must speak English... Fluently
- Must have short hair, no longer than shoulders
- Only one dance move- The Flop
- If someone yells," everybody do the flop!" You have to do the flop
- The ruler is your god
- Everybody born here is here for life
- Type of government: Anarchy
- Motto: Live the Smurf life
Location: Montana, USA - Because america
Daily Schedule: Wake up at 6:00 AM
6:01 - Do the flop
7:00 - go to work
10:00 - 2:00 - Free time
7:00 - Go home
9:00 - Go to sleep