Hi my name is Darren Liu, and I'm going to be your tour guide. The tour today is Ancient China, but you probably already know that. After all you payed to go on this trip. Now let's take a look at Ancient China through our state of the art police box time machine. This is not at all a copy of the Dr. Who time machine(Please no copyright). Our first exhibit is the Great wall of China! This is a very famous and well known, but did you know it was used for? Anyone who said so you can climb it is wrong. It was actually used for the opposite reason. It was used to keep out invaders.
Now take a good look at the great wall because we aren't ever coming back until the next tour. The next place we are going to see is the terracotta warriors. Don't worry, we don't have to wait in any lines. We are going back in time to see the terracotta warriors were still built. They won't notice us because I set us to "Ghost mode". We won't be able to interact with them, but they can't interact with us.
I am now going to tell you about Chinese Dragons. These mythical beings were thought to control the land, the water, fire, and a lot of other elemental things. You had to be respectful or else they will make the human civilization into a barren wasteland.
We are approaching the end of the tour. It is almost time to go, but I save the best for last. I'm of course talking about the Chinese Zodiac! Yes, I remember in middle school I did my Ancient Civilization project on it. It was used for Chinese Astrology. Astrology is the study of large celestial bodies. It could count years, months, days, and hours.
Well that's all folks! I hope you enjoyed this tour and I hope you come to my next tour for Ancient Greece(only for $5.99)!