God's bread, I'm so infuriated right now! Sorry, that must sound pretty weird out of context. Let me fill you in. I just found out that my daughter Juliet isn't grateful for the opportunity to marry Paris this Thursday, and I can't put my finger on why! The nurse was standing up for her, and I almost smacked her silly! I couldn't believe my ears when my lovely wife told me that she wasn't happy about this amazing opportunity. Just last week, she seemed overjoyed at the idea of marriage, an Paris is rich af. I really hope she changes her mind, because I said I would disown her if she refuses to marry this coming Thursday, and I really don't want to keep true to that, since she's the only one who can carry on the family name.
So today Juliet came and apologized to me about the whole "refusal to marry Paris" thing, and she even agreed to move the wedding up a day! I was totally overjoyed when I heard this! She must have just been having a case of the Mondays. She's been having some pretty serious mood swings lately, and I might need to take her to see a doctor. It's going to be pretty hectic these next couple days. I probably shouldn't be taking time to blog this, as the wedding needs to be planned and ready tomorrow!
Hey guys, I'm not sure how to say this. Here goes nothing. We just found Juliet lying on her bed with no pulse, and we think she is dead. And on the morning of her wedding, of all days! Words cannot describe the level of sadness I'm feeling right now. I don't know why this all happens to me. Now there won't even be anyone to carry on the family legacy after my and my wife's passing. At least we can use all of the food and wedding site to make it a beautiful funeral for my beautiful daughter.
I still can't believe it. This can't be real.