Roger's Alternative News Headlines...
I love those Canadians...
They went and built a whole new hockey arena in Edmonton just for me!
(I don't have the heart to tell them that they left the apostrophe out of my name...)
Crying and crying and crying...
I lost one of my best friends in the world the other day, and I'm sooo sad.
Geri always used to tell me that she felt terrible that I couldn't see. But what she didn't realize was that I could see every ounce of love she always showered on me.
Goodbye, Grandma. You're one of the best humans I've ever known, and I'll miss you forever.