The last 20 years .

After I left Troy after 10 long years I went to the Cicones a Thracian tribe at mount Ismara. I Stormed into their island and fought their men and left quickly.
The lotus eaters fooled my men into eating the lotus plant which made them forget there task of getting back home so I had to man handle my men back on the ship because none can fool the great Odysseus.
Our next challenge was the Cyclops son of Poseidon who I out smarted but telling him a false name and I came up with the plan to stab him in the eyeball so he would open the big boulder door so we could escape.
We crashed into an island where god of the wind lived and gave us a sack full of wind that if we didn't open we would go straight home but my foolish took from me in my slumber and thought it was gold and it blew way off track.
The Laestrygonians where giant cannibals where all ships but one where destroyed and the crews where eaten.
We landed on Aeaea searching for food and help I sent men hunting and they found a stone temple who turned my men into swine after they didn't come back I went after them but was stopped by Hermes who gave some molly to prevent her spell to happening to me. She then realized I was immune to her spell so she freed my men but kept hostage for a few seasons. After she let me go she told me if I want to go home I would have to go the land of the dead.
To get home I had to visit this terrible place where Teiresias lives and knows my destiny. I had to bring a sacrifice of a black lamb witch i threw into the fire. He told I will make it back.
The Sierens where bountiful women who had amazing voices who would lure men into there island shore that was filled with jagged rocks but they didn't fool the great Odysseus
To get back to my beloved Ithaca I had to pass a enormous whirlpool that drank the sea to only spit it back up again.
I and my men must've navigated the straits between Scylla and Charybdis. Scylla is a six-headed monster who, when ships pass, swallows one sailor for each head. Charybdis is an enormous whirlpool that threatens to swallow the entire ship.
My foolish men ate Thrinacia's cattle because there stomachs where so empty those thought it would be ok if they gave Thrinacia a feast of his cows.
After so much already I had to become hostage of Calypso who kept prisoner for 7 years. Not a day passed without me thinking of you and Ithaca. She finally gave me the chance to escape and I took it after being offered immortality
Before I reached home I came among shore of the Phoaciens who took me in fed me I told them my story and they told me where home was.
Now I am finally back home with my son and bride.


Created with images by Freepht - "boat ship tropical" • tonko43 - "Lotus" • Donations_are_appreciated - "mill windmill wind" • chispita_666 - "Skull" • cluczkow - "ocean" • wasp7ty - "Bubbles" • smarko - "dragon head scary" • dj0ser - "cow" • tiffa130 - "Godess" • Michelle O'Connell Photography - "kermit" • FrankWinkler - "boat house cottage waters"

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