I like music and it's important that I have lots of guitars.
This will be a great way to get rid of taxes, since everyone will have to give me a new $1,000 or more guitar.
This holiday will make people more careful about what they buy because they will have to save their money for me.
I only have a stratocaster and an acoustic.
I want to learn the James Hetfield Master of Puppets guitar solo and I need a 24 fret guitar and I only have a 21 fret guitar.
With the money I earn from guitars I didn't want I can solve the homeless problem.
I deserve more because I support Donald Trump.
With the money I earn from selling guitars I will be able to afford lessons.