Introduction ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
One day in a stinky soggy Dorito smelling apartment in the middle of Chicago there was a guy named Bert. He was pretty overweight and was on his computer to much. He only went to sleep 3 times in a week. The only time he would get out of his chair is to go to the bathroom or get food or to walk 3 feet to his bed. He was always on the internet and always was on somebody's youtube channel talking trash and constantly telling them to KYS (KYS means kill yourself) but he did not really mean that but he is kinda dumb so he does not really know better. But one day his life changed when He was on the computer for 663 hours and his brain changed. His brain was absorbing the internet and almost entirely became the internet. He became the “The Evil God Of The Memes.” His mission is to destroy and replace the people of the world with Memeanators. His weapons are the “Mean Comment Gun” it shot depression. He also has a cape that is covered with bullet proof memes.
One day Bert was flying in the sky shooting people with his MCG. Everyone was super sad until Dan The Meme Lord appeared out of thin air and in the middle of traffic (by accident). But he was a good meme god. He also had his sidekick, Pepe. His job is to trigger SJW (man haters). He also fights bad guys alongside Dan. He is a big frog. Dans powers are summoning good memes. And also has his handy dandy Bass Gun, it shoots bass. But anyway back to the action. Dan was flying towards bert at 500 miles per hour. He swooped over to bert and gave him the biggest kick you will ever here about. But he missed so bert got away by teleporting to his own secret dimension. Dan says loudly, “DANG IT OH MY FLIPPINGing CRAP.” You can replace those blanks with what you want. Swearing is not allowed at school. Use your imagination and that's basically what he said.
But while Dan was swearing his head off, Bert was thinking up a plan while he was eating large amounts of Doritos and getting fatter than ever before. He thought up a plan that would turn the world into his own mega city. He would suck up all of the water into one humongous water tank and would force all governments into giving the power of control all to him. Otherwise if they did not follow his request he would not give them water and everyone will die. This is his first step to world domination and the first step to turning everyone into Memers. This is bad and Dan needs to stop Bert.
3 hours later: But little did Bert know Dan was at his own lair (Parent’s garage). He was building some new gadgets. You might be thinking, “But author he has powers he does not need gadgets.” He does not have offence powers so stop whining. So he was trying to build some designs like his new idea, “The TT-74” This gun can take any caliber just by replacing the barrel. This was a must have weapon so he does not have to worry about the cost of ammunition. He also made a grapple just incase his powers are not working. And since he can't fly fast under water he made this super complicated item called the, “B.U.T.T” stands for Big Underwater Teleportation Tool. And lastly he built a wristband that has a durable compact radar which helps find bad guy and evil memes.
But at this point he is outside of the “lair” and is taking an Uber ride to work. About 15 minutes into the drive and he sees this really strange worm plummet from the sky and into a lake. Therefore he jumped out of the car and bounced on the ground a few times and then he flew towards the worm. And as came closer to the worm he noticed that it wasn’t a worm, it was a giant tube. And it was sucking up all the water in the lake! So he flew as fast as he could and realized he was slowing down more and more by the second. He saw a bright light in the sky where the tube was coming from. So he tried his best not knowing that he left Pepe at the lair. So he teleported Pepe to himself. And as he was nearing the light he saw large room inside of it. And finally he managed to get into the room.
Surprisingly it was very dark inside of the room considering that he got here by going to the light. He did not find a portal to heaven thats for sure. So he turned on his night vision and stealthily sneaked around the room for clues to find out what the room was. Finally he found a light switch after like 2 hours of slowly crouch walking around in the room. He flipped it up and a few seconds later realized how big of a mistake he just made in that moment. He saw a long hallway with turrets and and traps. Also found a painting of donald trump for some strange reason. But that doesn't matter. The point is is that there is pepe taking cover behind a wall and turrets and traps and death and stuff. So it was very dangerous. So in his head he thought up a plan.
Step One: He needs to teleport past the traps and stuff near the door .
Step Two: He needs to get his phone out and disable the turrets by hacking them. He needs to do it before they detect him.
Step Three: Dan needs to shoot the traps to activate them and that’s it.
So Dan followed through and is now walking through the door and into the next room.
The room is filled with buttons and levers. So he pulls the lever at the front of the room and the wall in front of him lifts up to reveal a large window where you can peer into to see a torture chamber. He is horrified to see that Pepe is shackled to a wall and suspended from the ceiling. And next to Pepe he sees Bert Except this time he is wearing a big cape with a big red m on it. In Dan's mind he assumes that it stands for meme. He is interrogating Pepe about the location of Dan. And right when Bert was about to burn Pepe he noticed the window was open and he could see Dan. and in that same second Bert teleported. Along with the window opening Dan noticed that the there was a staircase down to Pepes location. He sprinted down and realised Pepe. He asked Him, “Are you okey Pepe!?” He is very beaten up and covered with blood, and cuts into his skin. He slowly dies in front of Dan slowly but surely. And when he finally is completely dead you see an orb covered in dank memes. It exits out of the mouth and falls onto the floor. Dan is confused because after all Dan thought that he was dead. But he was wrong. All of a sudden the orb turned into a frog and the frog summoned a unicycle. The Frog is about 7 feet tall when he is on his unicycle and he also lets of green smoke from his skin. And then dan remembered. This new meme that Pepe has morphed into is (drum roll please) DAT BOI. or the longer version HERE COME DAT BOI! He is one of the most powerful memes capable of destroying houses by kicking it. So after that they ran out of the chamber and into the next room were they finaly met Bert face to face.