'CDC bands small turtles due to spread of Salmonella'
Great, now I'll never get picked up!
I'd Love some sunlight...but thanks Geoff, for the 40 watt GE bulb and the tin lamp shade
I need FRESH water...where'd this water come? The sink in Connors' room?
Fresh fruit - I'm supposed to get fresh fruit. And exercise!!! Not these green turtle pellets the old guy at Petco recommended..
ps: I also eat mice!
We don't even like human interaction!! Ever heard of that Galapagos Island place??!