Once again Baloney was late to his Jon Scieszka presentation.His teacher named Eric told him, "you better have a good and very believable excuse." Baloney said he had a good excuse...he was on the bus, when he noticed it was actually a space rocket! then a big fat ugly man eating pizza pushed the rocket with baloney inside to space. in space he found alien t-rex that wanted to eat him. when suddenly a t-rex WITH TROLL HAIR AND A UNICORN HORN singing taylor swift's songs squished him so hard he left him like a pancake.