Once upon a time, there was a little girl, with a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good, but when she was bad, she was horrid!
This is the story of Patti the Great...and her rise to greatness.
It all started when a very, very bad man named Donald Trump ran for president.
He was a bad, bad man.
Patti didn't want him to win the election but, alas, he did.
Patti became very sad and so she began a political group on Facebook and made a whole bunch of new liberal friends. This made her very happy.
She then attended the Women's March on Washington and let her freak flag fly.