The Sonuvabitch Grace Schatz

First of all, today has been one hell of a day. I got up and had to deal with my kid brother who decided to make both of us late to school. For chrissake he got up before I did and still made both of us late. It's like he’s doing it on purpose ya know! He thinks he’s a prince but ya know what? He is a rubbernecking sonuvabitch is what he is. I swear he does everything backasswards. He puts on one sock, then his shoe, ties it and then moves on to the next foot. Who does that? My backasswards brother is who! If he did stuff like that in public I wouldn’t’ve claimed to be his sister. But unfortunately my parents had to have two kids. Anyways I’m sitting outside in our freezing cold car shivering and he comes strolling out like nothing’s wrong. I swear one day i’m gonna knock him upside of the head.

"Well these lowerclassmen decide to take their sweet time going down this small set of stairs I almost flipped."

We finally get to school and I had about 3 minutes to get to class. Well these lowerclassmen decide to take their sweet time going down this small set of stairs I almost flipped. If it wasn’t for my teacher down the hall I wouldn’t’ve held it in. Now my first period teacher is a stickler for tardies so I’m running down the hall while she stands there watching me. She started to close her door but I made it just on time and she made a snarky comment about me almost missing the bell. If it wasn’t for my kid brother I would have made it on time and avoided that terrible altercation with my teacher. But what can you do? At the end of the day he is family.

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