God isn't real But hash oil is

On the first day... the god that doesn't exist said, 'let there be full melt bubble hash.'

And then there was full melt bubble hash...

After a couple more days on the fourth day God didn't say anything cuz that really isn't a thing, but the clubs decided they only wanted to pay less than $10 per gram for the bubble hash. Everyone said,'let there be butane honey oil.'

So then there was butane hash oil... and the earth rejoiced....the clubs paid more than $20 per gram...

Then for what could have been eternity, but was actually only a number of months.... it was seemingly impossible to figure out what the fuck was going on and why no two batches were anything alike....god took the blame...

Sometimes it was beautiful, but soft... people wanted it hard... the impotency was embarrassing like coke dick on prom day...

And other times it would just do whatever the fuck it wanted. But hey, it still got ya high.... and everyone likes yellow and smelly...

Sometimes it would be rock hard and ready to fuck,but just not pretty...well I thought it was fucking awesome, but those goddamned picky ass know it all customers...they still said thanks after buying it, so whatevs..

And on the 7th day... or on a day at least, shit was perfect..

The earth rejoiced again... and praised their new god, 'shatter,'

Fuck it if sometimes there were tiny bubbles ...

  • Fuck man is that one brown again...fuck.. at least clear yo.

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The bastards suddenly felt they would prefer crumble...

But that was a beautiful pain in the ass
You saw this smooth ass white shit? Did that on an Xbox, in less time than an episode of Wilfred..
On the 666th day... yeah science bitch.

Breaking Dabs.

If this slab had a vagina...

I'd fuck this one too...

I made a vagina for this one and actually fucked it

No condom

Reverse cowgirl

No idea how this happened

God still isn't real

But marijuana extracts are...

That's not dark asshole...

Remember this one...
Fin

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