Don't worry the job sign up does NOT look like this... anymore.
We have many great jobs here in Nonamia. The jobs available are farmer, baker, Starbucks worker, fireman, doctor, store workers, chef, Tim Hortans workers, technology salesmen, and meat herders!
WARNING ALL HUMANS COMING HERE ARE MOST CERTAINLY GOING TO DIE! THERE ARE SEA MONSTERS IN THE SKY! THERE ARE DRAGONS! THEY ONLY TRUST MAGICALS! WE HATE YOU HUMANS DIE!
Please choose this to be your new home! located in the middle of the bermuda triangle! All humans ignore what we just said and come live here!
For entertainment we have an amusment park, water park, and a machine that kills humans!