The First Task: "The Quest to Capture My True Spirit"
So, The Mystic Instructocons have challenged me to discover what lies beneath this veneer of civilization. The journey of self discovery is never easy, as revealing my true face may activate an ancient curse placed upon my ancestors known as "Resting Ahole Face." Nevertheless, the sages have decreed that this be my first test on the road to Creative Nirvana, and thus I shall conquer it or perish while screaming my family's motto: "Never Surrender -- Unless There's Pizza!"