"Good morning." (no response. sour face.) "Good afternoon?" (technically just past 12) 0 responses. Same sour face. "Well then, have a good life!" (translation: "Howdy neighbor!")
But I ain't lettin' it bring me down. I will not detest the owner of the vitriolic visage. We operate according to contrasting sets of values. And for today, I win. Misery never does.