Equipment and Systems aren't all made equal. Skip the scare, partner with KOSS.
Tis' the season for spooks...but why risk a compliance-scare when you could watch the new remake of IT instead? Clowns like that will put more than enough scare into your season (so there's no need to give yourself an extra adrenaline rush by fearing a visit from your inspector).
Avoid the TRICKS - don't go down the dark alley, don't swim in shark-infested waters, don't laugh off sudden goosebumps with feelings of unease, and don't nervously-trust an unproven supplier with eerily-low numbers and fast assurances - stick with proven safety, consider KOSS.