Life was great!!!!
I got all the treats I wanted.
Everyone gave me all the attention.
I am the King of this castle.
Then one day my humans came home with her. They kept calling her my friend. I was pretty sure I didn't need any friends.
I was certain I didn't need any friends after I had to go to the veterinarian to have that awful procedure.
Things are getting back to normal now, and it turns out I really like having a friend.