For Chrissake, Internet! matt zima

I HAVE SO MUCH TO WITH THIS INTERNET but it just won’t work. Nobody’d fix it either. My kid sister, Emily, is too busy playing with her lousy phone, my parents are at work and I have to do a school assignment. Why can’t the phonies at the internet place fix it for chrissake! It’s been slow all day and I’m about to hit the ceiling. Boy, am I mad. I know I shouldn’t say it, but this is the phoniest thing of all time. I mean, why can’t the technology that we have today function properly? It’s 2017! I’m pretty goddam fed up with this. It so happens to be the day before a big-ass school assignment is due that our internet won’t work. I wish I could fix it, but if you want to know the truth, I don’t even know where to start. There’s too many wires hanging loose and I just don’t want to deal with this sonuvabitch right now. I thought I might as well give the internet people a buzz, but I don’t even know the number to the place. I guess I’m in a bad place right now. I feel depressed that I can’t fix the internet and I don’t know the right number to buzz the internet people at. What a phony--the internet, that is. Well, I didn’t even bother to buzz the neighbors to see if they are having the same problems. I should give that a try, since we have experienced the same goddam internet problems in the past with our neighbors.

The goddam internet wastes my time!

The internet can be a real Sonuvabitch!

No kidding - the internet can move at "snail speed".

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