Pollo Land Make Pollo Land Great again

Pollo Land is for everyone! We promise that it will be a great life for anyone who wants it to be. We are a Communist Government so you don't have to worry about anything except having fun. As your leader I plan to help provide for everyone's needs. Our Motto is, "Make Pollo Land Great Again!" The reason we say, "Again" is because the past leaders were fighting for power. They starved the people and used their power against us. The people were struggling and I decided to do something about it. If I can can get your help, we can do amazing things. Martin Luther King once stated, "Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that." That's why the new leaders were replaced and voted upon by the people, and the leaders will definitely support not just my vision, but yours too. Here are the rules: Rule 1: No weirdos allowed. Rule 2: Eat eggs for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Rule 3: Groom Pollo's daily. Rule 4: Treat Pollo's like a king. (They deserve it) Rule 5: Fridays are bring your Pollo to work day. Rule 6: Everyone needs to know how to speak Pollo. (Yes they have their own language) Rule 7: The Pollo's live in the house and people live in the Chicken coop. Rule 8: Everyone needs to have at least twenty Pollo's. Rule 9: Grass fields (where Pollo Land is located) need to be trimmed neatly. Rule 10: Everybody needs to play a sport. A typical day would look like this: Everyone can get up at 9:00 Am. (They eat eggs for Breakfast) They go play whatever sport they want from 10:30-12:00. Then it's a lunch break until 1:00. At 1:05-4:30 they play whatever sport they want (they can change if they want) and at 5:00 they go home and groom their Pollo's. They clean, wash, and play with them until 7:00. Then they have the night off until they decide to go too bed. No curfew!!!!

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