The People You Meet in Eleven-de Brito by trey cruz
The Triggered Artist – could pass as a debater but opts to continue doodling his way to a scholarship at a Fine Arts program somewhere.
The Foreigner – recognized by a different complexion, grabbing particular attention from men and women alike. Exemplifies the Arneyow accent.
Jeff – what do you think Jeff does? That’s exactly what a Jeff is.
The Class Clown – can be incredibly clever and stupid at the same time. By let’s say, ripping their pants in a dance routine on the podium.
The Saint – eyes looking up, you can tell how banal this one really is. Goes through a few religious texts, perhaps from another religion too.
The UAAP Champion – the darling of the collegiate sports world. Sponsored by Milo, perhaps, to combat the energy gap. Start your day the champion way, start it with this person in the morning.
The Taekwondo Princess – you don’t want to mess with her. Break your heart and she’ll break your entire body. Or maybe you don’t need to as a strong independent woman who don’t need no man.
The Football Boy – notice the jersey worn every day without fail, their shorts, shoes, and outstanding derriere. Also nonstop announcements regarding team wins, losses, and other triumphs.
The Conyo Palanca Awardee – defined by a wealth of knowledge in the English language and speech but a severe lack of Filipino vocabulary.
The Photoshop God – the fantasy world comes to life on this one’s laptop. They say pics or it didn’t happen, so here, made it happen.
The Dancing Ukuelele Gamer – hard to pin down. Involved in practically everything, what can’t this one do.
The Swag Lord – Gucci on Gucci on Gucci, this classmate comes straight out of a rap album’s cover. If one were to peek through the classroom early enough in the morning you just might catch the signature “Juju on that Beat” mastered.
The Next Kendrick Lamar – spitting bars like there’s no tomorrow, effortlessly, ceaselessly, and straight outta Manila.
The Blue Babble Boxer – endless hype and unwavering enthusiasm fill the class with fists and affirmatives.
The Tap-Dancing Basketball Writer – another one that is hard to pin down. Might emerge after La La Land’s premier and bring you into the music too.
The Savage Beast – characterized by a never ending flow of comebacks.
The Meme Queen – look through her laptop and you’re bound to find the dankest available, along with an impressive catalogue of contemporary Western culture, animations, Hamilton, and the like.
The Confidently Beautiful – keep what you are doing gurl. Flashing their nails to reveal their face, one does not run out of the Pia Wurtzbach within when with them. Keep them around to spread the positivity and the on fleek eyebrows.