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The Steven Peeler Newsletter Sure.

I was on vacation last week. All I did was stare at this drink.

Welcome to the first ever: Steven made a video a few days ago saying the newsletter was coming out on Monday, so he’s scrambling to write one the night before, Steven Peeler Newsletter. It's truly a special occasion. I don't really have a specific topic to write about this week, so I'm just going to do a lightening round on a few topics, and then get out of here. Sound good? Great. Thank you.

My plans for the future of this newsletter.

Before we begin, we of course have to spin the Wheel of Newsletter Topics. I keep this wheel in a storage unit, and I only bring it out for situations like this one. Let's go ahead and spin this wheel. Feel free to spin your own Wheel of Newsletter Topics at home! They are available at your local Farmers' Market.

My sidekick Edna is in charge of spinning the wheel. Give it a spin, Edna!

Spin noise, spin noise, spin noise.

The Steven Peeler Newsletter Headquarters!

It appears the wheel landed on the topic of work. You'll have to trust me that I actually have this wheel, and that I actually spun it. (If you believe that I am not being honest, I would be happy to get you in contact with my lawyer.) OK, lets talk about work. I had work all three days this weekend. I sold frames. Great, next topic.

A recent photo I received from a satisfied customer!

Spin noise, spin noise, spin noise.

Do it again, Edna!

Backpacks: I have one.

My backpack has its own Instagram account! @StevensBackpack23

Parent-Teacher conferences: These were always scary. I was always terrified that my teachers would throw shade at me in front of my mom. I think Parent-Teacher conferences should carry over into the workplace. Parent-Boss Conferences. I think it's only fair that my parents know how I'm doing at my job. However, I think these should also take place in a classroom. I want to be taken back to that fear. There needs to be a report card, and a little portfolio of my work from the year. I need to be told that I'm doing a good job.

Ah, scary!

Online shopping: I prefer to walk into the store, strike up a conversation with a sales associate, and then leave without purchasing anything. I like seeing the disappointment on their face when I walk out. It gives me hope.

It's my favorite hobby.

Taking a sick day: Cool. Do it. Here at the Steven Peeler Newsletter, each reader receives five sick days that they can use throughout the year as excuses for not reading one of the newsletters. Anything after five will require a doctor's note.

I just discovered I can do this.

The look on my face when I discovered this feature.

I sneezed happiness afterwards.

November: I like it. Thanksgiving has food. It starts to get cold, but to be fair, so do I. It's the one month of the year where I distance myself from people, and ignore my friends completely. It's fun, I recommend it.

I'm very thankful for my friends and family.

Sweatshirts: Very Comfortable.

He looks very comfy.

Having two ears: I go back and forth on this topic. I fundamentally understand why we have two ears, but is it completely necessary? Shouldn't one ear by able to do the job just fine? Most of the time, I don't want to hear what's going around me, so only having one ear would take care of that problem.

One ear headphones would takeoff.

The weather: How bout' this weather we're having, huh?

It's not bad.

Filing for Bankruptcy: Listen, our projections for the last quarter were way too lofty. There was no way we were going to be able to hit that goal. And I know that we haven't made a profit in seven years, but isn't that kind of charming? Personally, I think it's cute. It's a great conversation starter. "So yeah I started my own business, but we haven't made a profit in seven years. Whoopsie."

How I lost all my money:

First, I should have never given it all to this guy.

I also should not have thrown it all on the ground

Purchasing this didn't help either.

This, however, was worth it.

Sweeping: I prefer mopping.

Boo!

Mopping: Actually, after taking some time to think about it, I'm not that crazy about mopping either.

Boo?

Edna: What is there to say, that hasn't already been said about Edna?

Edna is available for kids' birthday parties!

Her favorite show is The Real Housewives of Orange County

Her favorite musician is Drake!

Well, that's it for this edition of the Steven Peeler Newsletter. I hope you and your wheel had fun.

I know I did.

See you next week.

Credits:

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