Where I've beenTo my loves, Penelope and Telemachus
Having survived a 10 year war only to be eaten by this one-eyed brute, was not exactly the way I had planned to die. Penelope, you should have seen him! He was a dirty, slimy, and grotesque monster. You would have fainted for sure. Telemachus, you probably would have thought he was cool. I did not. I knew he was quite a formidable monster to have to face. You know me, I always find a way out of problems that seem impossible. What a gift, right? Telemachus, you are lucky to be my son.