Monoclops The Polyphemus Collection

Look how happy this child looks! It's all because he's wearing Monoclops!

Monoclops is the best bet to go and get a monocle because the CEO of this fine company only has one eye, so he understands what exactly you need in a monocle and the drive to mass produce these in Sicily, where Polyphemus lives.

Our organization donates 3% of yearly earnings to Polyphemus' sacred Animal, sheep, helping them to grow and mature. Just by buying one pair of Monoclops, you can be sure that you are saving the lives of sheep.

This little guy will be SAVED if you buy Monoclops!

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Created with images by Ben Sutherland - "Minion cake" • jpockele - "Sheep!"

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