The Guy Named Pinapple By: Ryan

Pineapple was a boy and he is 8 years old. He has a lot of problems. Like at school people call him the fruit, pinhead, or even apple. And his parents fought all the time and it made him very sad. So he had to go to therapy because he was so sad. And in therapy his therapist had the same problem. Her name is Lasagna. So she knew what he was coming from.

And they ended up getting married even though she is 20 years older than him. But they love each other. And they already knew each other so well. He grew up to be a amazing football player. He was drafted to the nfl in the 1st round 3rd pick to the San Francisco 49ers. Which was his dream ever since he was 4 since because he is from San Francisco.

His life was looking really good until his wife got hit by a football so hard in the head that she died. And that made him so sad that he didn’t go to his practices for 3 weeks.

Interviewer: How is your day going pineapple?

Pineapple: Okay i guess.

Interviewer: Can i ask you some questions?

Pineapple: Sure.

Interviewer: How did you feel when you saw your wife get hit by that football.

Pineapple: Really REALLY REALLY scared and sad.

Interviewer: Why haven’t you been going to practice lately.

Pineapple: Because I have been really sad and angry

Interviewer: Do you think you can use that anger and sad energy on the field.

Pineapple: You know what your right Steve.

Then after this day he broke every record ever. And became the best football player ever in the history of the NFL for a wide receiver .

Works Cited

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Catching a Football. Digital image. Web. 8 Feb. 2017. <>.

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Throwing A Football. Digital image. Web. 8 Feb. 2017. <>.


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