Limping to Success Reaching the goal in spite of repeated gross incompetence

Did you know?

It's impossible to win a race if you never take that first step. It's also impossible to win unless you are better than all the other people running the race. Now, the goal of beating out a large number of other racers might seem difficult, and it is. That's why cheating was invented. We will cheat and we will do it so well!

"A fuck ton of drugs." This was the answer given by the Russian professional tennis player Maria Sharapova after being asked the question: "What is the key to your continued success?"

Don't let your disability define you.

Why be this...

When you can be this!

Look at the pretty colors!

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