Because her corpse is next to the stove
Hacked her up and drove
Grilled her hands
Pulled her teeth
Bleached her skin
And threw her in a bin
Took her organs
Drove them to Portland
Sold them for thirteen grand
She's my best selling brand
Who cares she couldn't even stand
Then I laugh
Because Grandpa is alone for Christmas
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
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