Risk #1: Toy stuffed mice love apples...
And our house seems to be overflowing with them...
Good thing G is working non-stop on exterminating all toy stuffed mice. She never stops, no matter how tiring.
But it’s not just toy stuffed mice. You also have to worry about lizards. We all know lizards love apples and hard cider.
But again, G is relentless in her pursuit of those hard cider drinking lizards.
But most of all, there are those mean and pesky quail.
You don’t realize the risk quail pose to apples when you are sweating them.
No worries... We have G. The Prickly Apple Cider mascot, toy stuffed mouse destroyer, lizard eliminator, and quail neutralizer.
Of course, as the official mascot of Prickly Apple Cider, G has other duties as well.
Who else can I count on to proof my Prickly Apple Cider blogs and hard cider recipes.
Like guarding the cider closet to ensure no unregistered withdrawals are made.
Inspecting shipping materials for any foreign objects.
Monitoring the backyard for any uninvited guest.
Going undercover to infiltrate gangs working to steal Prickly Apple Cider’s hard cider recipes.
We don’t tell her we publish them for free on our website. (Shhh... Remember really bad things)
Here’s a link to the website.
And look smug and intimidating so nobody gets out of line.
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