"Here at 'GOLDEN JASE.' we make it our priority keep our customers safe, happy, and ready to go and get the world. To fulfill this we use only the safest products like using safe spells (Thanks to my wonderful wife-Medea) to mass produce our special golden fleece that is safe and environmentally friendly." -Jason (CEO)
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Buy one jacket and get another one absolutely FREE!
NOW COMING WITH SHINY GOLD REFLECTORS TO SCARE AWAY MEDUSA AND TO BE SAFE AT NIGHT AROUND CARS!
This company would not be possible if not for my wonderful workers and distributors, the argonauts, and my wonderful wife Medea, my Vice president and head of the manufacturing.