In a galaxy far, far away on the planet Tetra, a group of alien scientists created a very powerful marijuana plant that when smoked, gave the person inhaling the smoke the power to bend space and time, and to warp reality around them.
The scientists named this plant Nirvana.
The scientists discovered that only special beings could control the power of Nirvana. Your mind must be strong enough to control Nirvana. If your mind was not strong enough, your brain would explode from smoking it. The scientists decided to lock away the instructions to growing Nirvana and the special fertilizer needed to grow it.
However, word of the powerful plant Nirvana spread and aliens from the planet Arche attacked Planet Tetra and attempted to steal Nirvana.
Many Tetrans died during the attack. The scientists were able to destroy the plant. The overlord of the Archeans, Lord Kano was able to get the instructions needed to grow Nirvana. He could not grow the plant however without the fertilizer. What he hadn't realized is that one of the scientists, Malin Teswyx was able to escape the planet with the fertilizer. Angered, Kano began to hunt Malin and the special fertilizer.
Malin traveled through many galaxies trying to escape Lord Kano. However, Kano kept finding him and was relentless in his pursuit. Malin was able to escape Kano for a moment. He needed to get to planet Delta9 where the only other special being was located. There he could grow the plant for him and Kano could be stopped. Suddenly, an asteroid hit his ship and he lost control. His ship began to crash towards the planet Earth.
It was April 20th. Ramon was home relaxing, celebrating 4/20 by enjoying a day of smoking, eating pizza and playing video games.
At 4:20pm, Ramon heard a loud noise outside. It sounded like a plane falling. He got up and looked out his window. What he saw blew his mind. There was an UFO falling from the sky!
Ramon heard the UFO crash outside in an area near his home. He decided to go outside and investigate the crash site. He walked up toward the ship, amazement in his eyes. As he admired the ship, a door opened and Malin stepped out of the ship. Ramon was shocked at what he was seeing.
" Holy shit! It's an alien! A real life freaking alien!"
" Hello human. My name is Malin Teswyx."
" This is some damn good weed! An alien just talked to ME! Oh my God, this cannot be real."
" I assure you, this is very real human."
" What the fuck, I need to stop smoking so much. I am losing my mind. I'm talking to an imaginary alien!"
" Sir, this is real. I am real. I am a scientist from the planet Tetra. I escaped my planet following an attack from the Archeans."
" Oh my God. This...this is amazing! What's up Malin, I'm Ramon."
Ramon took Malin back to his home. Malin explained everything to him, from the creation of Nirvana to the Archean attack and how he escaped.
" So, does Kano know where your ship crashed?"
" I don't know. I got out of his sight before I crashed. He has somehow been able to find me no matter where I go though."
" So what will Kano do if he gets the secret fertilizer?"
" Kano is a ruthless overlord. His main goal is to take over the galaxy. If he gets Nirvana, he will have the power necessary to do so."
" So what are we supposed to do? Wait until he comes to Earth and kills us all for the fertilizer?"
" Before I crashed, I was headed to planet Delta9 where the only other special being is located. He is the only one who can control Nirvana's power and defeat Kano. I need to repair my ship and...."