One Fortnight Later (about to sail off)
"Can you bring me something back" Phil said.
"Of course you're my mate" I told him.
"You better give me a bollocking," he said.
"I will, do you know the weather over in the US?" I asked.
"I heard it was brass monkeys over there." he spoke.
"Ok! Thanks!" I said has I gave him a handshake goodbye.
Something feels weird it could be that dodgy sandwich last night or that my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. She didn't like the since him leaving her for months. So it gobsmacked him right in the face. She lost the pot on that one. I told 'nice one' but he ignored me. He wanted to kerfuffle with me but he was in toshy shock. He try to skive but it didn't work. Nothing could be hunky dory today. It's sad to leave but hopefully everything will brilliant.
Mate: pal or friend
Bugger all: nothing at all
Cock up: mistake
Brass monkeys: cold
Dodgy: sick or nauseous
Lost the pot: angry
Nice one: sarcastically
Kerfuffle: little argument
Toshy: crapy or bad
Skive: faking being sick
Hunky dory: normal
Brilliant: good or wonderful