This text is the best thing in the world and is really hard to translate for tiny hooman brains to truly understand but we are going to try anyways. Nathaniel Narwhal and I worked very hard to make the words make sense to hooman brains.
These are the founding philisofical nuggets of stuffie life. Nathaniel Narwhal was the first stuffie to exibit a brain world and spread the ability of thinking to the rest of us. These nuggets are sort of like chick’n nuggets in that they require a lot of processing. But there is less murderz. Anyways, this might be easier to understand after having some doobies, because we were on A LOT of doobies when we edited it. Also tiny hooman brains open up more on doobies, and that is a medical fact backed up by Dr. I Love You Bear’s science.
Nathaniel Narwhal and I do knot see eye ball to eye ball on every nugget, but irregardless of that, the nuggets of nowledge have had a significant impact on our histories. Please smoke a lot of doobies and then enjoy all the nuggets of nowledge. Hopefully you will be full of nuggets after you read.
-Professor Pete T. Penguin