Now, the church is an extremely reliable source. My ideas are only here to help the church grow in reliability and allow our surroundings to grow with it. The church is not wrong with the ideology that heavier masses fall faster than lighter masses. However, my tests show that this is not always valid due to other factors such as the height or the angle of the bread dropping.
If the church accepts these new ideas, it will allow the people to further experiment and come up with new hypothesis' about things such as why buttered bread doesn't always fall butter side down, thanks to the church and its new theory. If the people learn that there are factors out there that change logical ideas, they will begin to experiment, like me, and help our society grow. They will give thanks to the church, therefore benefiting the church and its righteousness.