In The Beginning...
Scott Markowitz was born and raised in Queens New York, in a small house towards the end of a circular street. At a young age, those around him began to realize this child stood apart from the rest. His aptitude for education knew no bounds. As he grew, he developed a unique understanding of how things work.
Possessing the ability to assess, comprehend, rationalize and deliberate on a wide assortment of topics, from the multitude of uses for yellow cheese powder to unraveling the perplexities of the universe. It has been said that an individual of such caliber is rare, possibly coming into existence only once in a millennium.