E. Coli Yes, they actually exist. i promise

We E. Coli multiply quickly to CONQUER THE EARTH by killing off humans through bloody diarrhea, vomiting and kidney failure. MAHUAHAUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA. We live in your intestines.

We are very powerful, but there is one thing that can rival us. The human immune system. They clearly don't understand our intentions. I work alone. Our superpowers are making you hurl everywhere, bloody diarrhea, and kidney failure.

However, if the immune system does destroy me in, I will no longer give you bloody diarrhea, vomiting, and kidney failure.

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