Fanception A complete unabridged look inside the mind of TJ Sims

The meme that started it all...
"I'm only about fourty-six percent sure I'm doing this correctly." -me on the subject of this website

I'm a chaotic good Slytherin/Thunderbird with a knack for doing things wrong in all the right ways. I write too much and sleep too little. An obsession with YouTube and Marvel that isn't going away anytime soon. Sarcastic and generally unenthusiastic, it's hard to believe I have a passion for film, writing, music, and acting. I'm that person who gets excited about essays and groans at the sound of group projects. I hope you find this website worth your time.

TJ tries to do makeup and fails.
My smol sibling grinning madly when presented with the idea that she is a banana.
Credited to Jonny Sheffield. It's a beautiful work of art.
The Dank-Memes Family crest. I made it myself.
Arguably the best photo of me ever taken
I made these with my friend and I've never been prouder of my baking ability.
This isn't relevant but I saw this once and though it was funny but forgot to save it. It took me a week and a half to find it again and I would just like some credit.
I built this for my youngest sibling. She broke it apart the next day. Never forgive. Never forget.
Siri accurately portrays my every being. I am overly obsessed with Studio Ghibli, a Japanese film company responsible for masterpieces such as Howl's Moving Castle and My Neighbor Totoro.
That One Particular Blade of Grass in My Front Lawn. The best fandom.
This is by far my lowest moment.
Why is this even in my camera roll?
I am the crying one. My best friend is Annie. We have a great relationship.
My friends are finished with me. Dan and Phil have taken over my life and my being.
I am undeserving of this Harry Ptter fanart my friend Olivia Coats drew. She is a Hufflepuff and I am a Slytherin. That doesn't mean we're good with plants.

I'm not even sure why you've scrolled this far. I thought the horrendous memes would chase you away. If you must know more about me, here are some of my favorites. My favorite color is purple. My favorite food is chicken fried rice. My favorite movies are Mad Max: Fury Road and Spirited Away. My favorite animal is a lion. My favorite book is Bird by Bird by Anne Lamont. My favorite shape is a parallelogram because it's funny to watch people try and spell it. My favorite superhero is either Spider-man or Doctor Strange. My favorite band is All Time Low. My favorite song is either Dan's Diss Track by Dan Howell of Let it Roll by All Time Low. My favorite album is So Wrong, it's Right by, guess who, All Time Low. My favorite book series is Harry Potter (whose isn't?). My favorite television show is, at the moment, (it changes every second) Supernatural. My favorite anime is, right now, Yuri!!! on Ice (albeit the best anime I've ever watched was Magi: the Labyrinth of Magic). My favorite video game is either Undertale or The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. I have like four favorite musicals. Heathers: the Musical, American Idiot, Les Miserables, and Hamilton. Runners up are Phantom of the Opera and Dear Evan Hansen. I like science puns but only periodically *scattered laughter* *Sloane groans*.

TJ successfully stacks all of her hats on her head. I may have a problem...
The photo that represents my being.
The first ever photo I took on my phone. Disney World is a great and magical place.
I had a random photo shoot when I was alone in a hotel room in Scotland.
Madeline Kane took this spectacular photo of Patrick Stump, lead singer of Fall Out Boy, when we went to a concert of theirs. I'm still fangirling about it and it's beeen two years.
I went to Broadway in New York and this happened. I didn't even see any shows, just hugged the buildings.

Why are you still even here? You know everything about me. Stop scrolling. This is it.

What are you still doing here?


According to all known laws

of aviation,

there is no way a bee

should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care

what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Hang on a second.


- Barry?

- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?

- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father

paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.

We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.

- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

- Bye!

Barry, I told you,

stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.

- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?

- A little. Special day, graduation.

*sigh* Very well

If you must get more...

I warned you.

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