Christmas music, Christmas lights, it's all just a waste at the end of the night.
Santa Claus is such a drag, if he was real I would hit him with my swag.
I love the holiday only for the food, but the guests don't help with dishes which is rude.
I wish the snow wasn't so deep like the family that I have to keep.
My cousin is such a HO HO HO that even the reindeer say Merry Christmas.
Grandma always drinks way to much egg nog
And so we all just start treating her like a dog
She doesn't ever know her limits
So that we have to be very aware of
There are always ups and downs of the Christmas Season
But most of them make me not realize the true reason
Some people don't believe in God
And that makes me wanna hit them with a rod
Christmas is a time for giving to others
And a time for being mean to your brothers
Be Merry, Joyful and Bright
But don't always assume your right