Here we see the purple googly snail living in its natural habitat... YOUR NIGHTMARES!
"I only saw it one time, and then my eyes jumped out of my skull and ran away." -the only person to ever see it.
the 'accidental selfie'
Recent statistics from the Harvard school of studies have shown that there are over 400,000 victims of the accidental selfie daily. Possibly the most surprising statistic is that the victims are typically younger than originally assumed. only 30% of the victims are over the age of 30!
"No one is safe from this unseen killer" -Professor fakename
Tiny Bird Syndrome
This disease effects nearly 1 in every 7 billion people. It is where the individual feels as if they must place a tiny bird on their tongue and walk around, bragging about it for at least 6 days before finally realizing how bizarre the thing that they are doing actually is.
"I didn't even know what was going on, I couldn't remember the last 6 days at all... it was truly disturbing." - John Smith (the first and only recorded case)