- A great stout fellow, big in brawn and bone. He had is broad, knotty and short-shouldered. A hard headed with a red beard. A wart is displayed on which there stood a tuft of hair, red as bristles in an old sows ears. Nostrils were as black as they were wide. His mighty mouth was like a furnace door. Wore a hood of blue and white coat.
- Loves to play his bagpipes and was always in front of everyone bringing them out of town. He cheats people out of what he owes them. He could go and win the ram at any wresting show show. He could heave any door off the hinge and post, or take a run and break. Huge strong guy who is really ugly. He drinks a lot and does awful filthy tavern stories.
16 Stone: 224 pounds.