A witch rides a broomstick. And she places it between her legs.
Glinda the Good is a witch, but she did not put a broomstick between her legs. Instead she traveled inside a bubble. This is because she’s a good witch.
Mary Poppins’ broom is her umbrella. She does not put this between her legs either. She is a witch who does not have to open her legs to get around.
The Bewitched TV show was about a lady witch, and we know this because she rides her broomstick sidesaddle. Women are always supposed to ride sidesaddle because then there is no fear of a broken hymen. An intact hymen is the method some confused societies use to determine whether or not a woman has had sex, because they can’t just simply ask her (trust issues). And they don’t seem to realize that the hymen is an imprecise yardstick.
shares a similarity with the one-penised male.
Both have a comparatively large and rigid appendage.
Few remember the legend of the unicorn, which is that only a virgin can tame one. The unicorn lays its head in the virgin’s lap. Wonder what the unicorn does if you’re not a virgin...
This uncanny ability makes the unicorn a virgin-winnowing tool, and isn’t that handy? Because that’s exactly what men want to know!