Soaring Seagulls we have fun

By: Max Thomas & Lance Devitt

Here at Soaring Seagull we work to have race and gender equality, free food and homes, and still manage to have fun with freedom
We don't allow any smoking, alcohol, or drugs for health reasons. We want all of our citizens to be in their best mental and physical health
Here we allow the citizens to have firearms but nothing bigger than a pistol. The security is allowed to carry whatever the situation depends on.
We don't allow cell phones to prevent cyberbullying, and help our citizens social skills. Instead we use walkie talkies.
12 hours of physical exercise a week is required to help stop obesity.
Every child is homeschooled until they are 18. It is then that they are assigned their first job.
All adult citizens are required to work at least 30 hours a week. Citizens change jobs each week. There are many different jobs. Everyone makes the same amount of money to insure equality
There is no bullying of any kind. And no racial & ethnic discrepancy.
We don't have any prisons so you can do community service to pay off your sentence. If you don't want to you will be kicked out
There is no lying, cheating, or stealing. We want all of our citizens to be good and honest people.
If you break a rule you will be fined and could potentially go to court where you will either get off with a Level 1 (fine) Level 2 (community service), or a Level 3 (immediate ejection).

Our community is located in the beautiful rolling hills of Kentucky.

  • The typical schedule for a citizen should look like this
  • 8:00AM-12:00PM wake up and go to work/school
  • 12:00 PM lunch break
  • 2:00 PM students are done with school
  • 3:00-5:00 PM anyone can get their physical activity in
  • 5:00-7:00 PM dinner time
  • 7:00-9:00 PM watch tv/relax at home
  • 9:00-10:00 get ready for bed
  • Adults can work as long as they want it just depends on if they get their 30 hours in
We are ruled by a Monarchy and our king is Tony Hawk. He is considered to be the greatest skater of all time and has changed skateboarding to what it is today. We have a king because if we are ruled by one good person we will be one good community.
If you aren't already convinced let me tell even more positives. We give every adult citizen a free home, and all their meals are free. Free skateparks, and free admission to any concert.

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