25 Funny Text Messages that Make You Laugh

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When was the last time you got a text message that actually made you smile? Surprise a loved one with a hilarious message from Adobe Spark. Whether you want to tell someone you miss them, love them, or are thinking about them, Adobe Spark has wonderful cards with messages that will bring anyone a laugh.

1. "It's the most wonderful time of year.... Really?"

2. "How much does a Polar Bear Weigh? Enough to break the ice."

3. "Stay toasty this winter"

4. "Thanks a Melon."

5. "I am Sorry, I will bee better"

6. " See you later, we will miss you!"

7. "Who's cutting onions in here?! There is no onions, I'm just going to miss you."

8. "Stay toasty this winter."

10. "Looking Sharp."

11. "Get wahle soon."

13. "I've done the math, and I can definately fit in your luggage"

14. "You rock my world"

15. "Guess whoo will miss you? (That's right, it's me)"

16. "Thank you Purfect."

17. "I think you're eggcellent!"

More Funny Text Messages

  1. Roses are red, the world is a mess. And worst of all, you’re ignoring my texts! (Miss you! Respond!)

  2. I don’t want to be corn-y ...but I miss you!

  3. This may be cheesy, but you’re legen-dairy!

  4. I carrot imagine life without you. Lettuce be friends forever.

  5. You’re berry important to me.

  6. Thank you for lifting me up! I love you to my core.

  7. I owe it to ewe for keeping me sane this year!

  8. Are you a phone? Because I’m addicted to you.

Make them laugh with creativity on your side

Now more than ever, it’s important to lighten the mood with silly humor. Share your funny message through text, email, or social media. There are endless creative opportunities to give someone a barrel of laughs.